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yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

adventuring-bro:

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

I’m can’t touch my toes but the second I step into the shower I turn into a fuckin gymnast

larryandziam-infinitely:

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

I SANG THIS

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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laldrin:

in sickness and in health, season premieres and finales

"I didn’t realize how badly I was treated until someone started treating me with respect."

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup