Vintage Tumblr Themes

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

rnessage:

getoffmybloghoe:

rnessage:

ICED TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND

LIFE GUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN

towels imported form turkey 

and turkey imported from maine

wheres your passion

punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

queerpong:

"YOUR GAY" they shouted. "DUDE YOUR GAY!!!" i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

divergenthazel:

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

THE GIF ^^^^^^^

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO