all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
I actually think I know less than what I did when I was younger.
dear god yes. Kindergarten was like “yeah i could probably rule the entire world why aren’t I president yet” and now i’m just “how do i get out of bed”
what the hell happened
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this
Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
This is what happens when you put a bunch of off duty Disney Cast Members in a studio…
…and this is also why I’m proud to be a Disney Cast Member myself.