when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
I’m can’t touch my toes but the second I step into the shower I turn into a fuckin gymnast
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
i installed a camera in your room
i’m watching you
I SANG THIS
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
in sickness and in health, season premieres and finales
"I didn’t realize how badly I was treated until someone started treating me with respect."
Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup